Many shoppers love to shop at Zara, the popular Spanish retailer, often in-store, but there are also some customers who would rather shop online. That’s a big deal because they find the models make the clothes look a bit different than in the store. Backward coats and unusual poses are the craziest ways to show the newest collections in which internet users can’t stop laughing at them. That could be the exact reason why shopping online at Zara is difficult and in some cases impossible.
1. A model on the Stove
Maybe she is testing the melting point of her shoes or maybe she jumps on the stove because there’s a mouse in the house! But what is so clear is that working from home is not going too well.
2. The Bored Mannequin
Another image captured a model slouched forward on a couch in what appeared to be the Child’s Resting Pose yoga position. This model seems to be in the recovery position after having a lockdown meltdown moment or, wait a minute; maybe these are the new yoga pants? This “model shot” is enough to convince shoppers to NEVER shop at Zara Online.
3. Integrated into the Bookshelves
It’s a bit ridiculous but let’s be honest, it’s a cool pose and let’s wonder how’s she going to turn the page. Let’s assure this model, the floor is not lava. We had heard that Reading levitates your mind but here we can see it with our own eyes. Another odd snap shows a woman kitted out in an orange trouser-suit while resting mid-air against some white bookshelves. Sharing the image online, a customer penned: ‘Zara has the weirdest clothes website. Like why is sis moving like Spiderman.’ Wear Zara and lose your mind and do pointless uncomfortable weird acts.
4. Zara telling you how to use your coat
We think she should’ve hidden those toes instead. Maybe she just didn’t want anyone to recognise her in that coat that looks like a blanket. Apparently this is a special jacket for bad mood days. Eyebrows were raised at the questionable campaign imagery, with some customers complaining that the odd poses left them unable to see all aspects of the garments.
5. Snake Skin Peel
When you get out of bed too fast and get tangled up in the sheets and blankets. Off course not, Zara doesn’t sell blankets, this is the latest trend in straitjackets. A recommendation, don’t get trapped inside your clothes.
6. Pink Floyd’s The Wall is her favorite album
They’re trying to show you how your outfit will look when you stumble out of the party or club drunk. This woman is realistic in that she shows you need to have a good work out habit to fit in this and of course due to social distancing, the only one you can hug is your shadow.
7. The routine way to go through to put those jeans on
Finally a dress that lets you put your shoes on. The sole constructive photo they have. A practical demonstration of how to actually put them on. Some photographers think workout poses are great poses for trendy outfits.
8. You shouldn’t catch me alive when I’m wearing this
Zara models are a category of their own. They don’t settle for boring, stand-tall-and-look-pretty poses. They’re more partial to the stuck-in-an-existential-crisis aesthetic. I love you Zara but you have NO chill when it comes to how you pose your models. This is really a thriving shot. How can one imagine doing such a life-threatening act?
9. Trying to be artistic or whatever
Imagine the photographer had to say to get this pose. Nobody in their right mind would sit there long enough for a picture. No need for words that model is frustrated and embarrassed, maybe another mouse in the house.
10. Relaxation over the tennis net after shaving a sheep
We were supposed to see models in real-life situations looking good, and then there’s this. Well sometimes you just have to do some serious thinking over a tennis net after You just shaved a sheep. What could even be the theme of this photoshoot? We were supposed to see models in real-life situations looking good, and then there’s this. The core issue here is her drive to appear different from everyone else with her aesthetic. Yes, she tries so hard in doing this. What the hell is going on?
11. Is it a bathing suit?
Is it a bathing suit? A dress? Long shirt? Whatever it is we could be sure that it is washable. Well all you can say to describe this is that the garment is green and you don’t have any idea what are they selling here exactly. In this professional photo shot they didn’t even bother to fix the red eye. Well done Zara.
12. The invisible men
You could hardly ever imagine that the Invisible Men got into modeling. But now it’s an undeniable reality. Please don’t say they’re saving money, they had to pay to the models. It’s because COVD-19 and the point is that they couldn’t invite any models for some time.
13. Can you wear this out in public?
This is an ad for a dress on Zara’s website, but this model may have thought to herself; let’s display the jacket in such a way so no one can see it, anyway this could be anything but a jacket.
14. The perfect outfit for a boring party.
Dear lady, Get over it. Whatever it is. Get over it. We would be angry too if we were trapped on a kitchen countertop. Honestly, what the bloody hell is that thing?
15. Overthinking the clothing choices.
It’s really odd for a clothing company and bad for all these models who expected a photo shoot for Zara to make them look good. She looks as disgusted as the rest of us. At least you can actually see the whole dress in this one, albeit only the front. Do they think they’re different? They should think again.